Thursday, June 10, 2010

Silent Intrusion.....

"......must be working on the elevator somewhere......" --- Some woman at the mall



I pooted in the elevator at holyoke mall today. Not one of those loud joints but the old silent but deadly. Shit was hot and as it seeped out I just knew someone would catch it. Already someone was there with me, a woman, two teens, a dude with a bad beard, and a floor to reach before I can escape my own madness. To no avail, they played with buttons, let more people in....I looked out the window and waited.....


"........what the fuck is that?" the man said.

Instantly everyone looked at him then down. Like they knew it was him and no one wanted to say anything. The teen boy laughed, his friend asked if he did it. The kid said no all serious and the woman just broke the commotion with the elevator line.

I smiled and dropped another one before I got off the elevator....

one to grow on.


Ok, my beloved Celtics play tonight. Know this, over here there are some Faker fans who never seen anything Cali besides Set It Off and Snoop Dog....ask a Faker fan from New England where Rosco's Chicken and Waffles is and they are clueless as shit....ask them who their bench is and they say Phil Jackson....wtf?

I at least know that the celtics will win tonight....done deal.

Ok now I would like to address some dumb obsolete negro who don't get the message....you'll never get where I'm at, let the picture be a tool to fuel your madness as you can and will never be anywhere closer than just a comment on a blog that does not care or give a shit less about you. I know you read me, cause you see that one on the screen like who's that? Now you can enjoy my words as this is the only time I will address you. Unless I feel like it, anything else is face to face, and traveling only adds to the pain.

Moving on....

I want some Rolo's....bad.....real bad....like a fucking addiction....chocolate and caramel.....

Tore it down at the Poetz Realm....who knows, might link it.....

I'm out, Go GREEN

The SoD

2 comments:

T-Baby said...

ok you ain't shit for your antics in the elevator at the mall. You got me over here dying. Lmao...But wait now that I think of it, were you in the glass elevator that is designated for people in wheelchairs and strollers?

The Secretary of Defense said...

Yes I was....and its not just designated for wheelchairs and strollers but more like a gas chamber for shopping terrorists and lazy cults....