Monday, February 2, 2009

The Challenge...

"...smart money says he's gonna piss off alot of people on this one..." - KW*- Underboss


Nigga Challenge....

I challenge yall cats to some real shit. You vs. you.
The rules are simple and if you can overcome and complete this challenge there are a number of things waiting for you in the end...

if I told you then this challenge would never be followed through without cutting corners so I will leave this for you to figure out. Niggaz love prizes in the end, gives em something to fight for. We don't need that...niggaz please.

Now challenge number 1. For the equivalent of 1 week all pants (this includes, jeans, khakis, dickies, church/formal, shorts, etc.) will be worn at the waist with a belt that matches, covering all undergarments.

Number 2. For the same week refrain from using the word fuck for anything else other than receiving some type of unnecessary pain, or bad mail.

Number 3. Refer to all baby mothers by their first name.

Number 4. Go back to the ways of old and handle your problems with fists and wit as opposed to guns.

Number 5. Never knocking a hustle, if you are on the block and don't know how to generate 50K by yourself, you have no need to be on the block anymore. Also see number 4.

Number 6. Sentences that begin with 'word to mutha' will no longer be taken seriously even with 'I put that on everything' in the end.

Number 7. Call your mom/dad and tell her it wasn't her fault you made the decisions you made.

Number 8. Learn the legal system BEFORE trying to fuck it for everything it's worth.

Number 9. Swallow your bullshit pride. See number 4.

Number 10. Love yourself, before trying to love someone else.

and with that your reward is simple. Number 1 brings character, not some fucking loser that would rather follow the next dummy. 2. Adds personality to that character, you have just developed a vocabulary that extends farther than who the next bitch is and what muthafucka owes you money. 3. Is the jump start to being the man your family wanted you to be, calling your child's mother "BM" "Dat Bitch" "...oh her??" is and should be dead, I can only imagine how many fools are ready to flip when they aren't recognized by their name when they are being 'daddy' for an hour or so. 4. Should be recognized by all the dead homies cats pour liqour for every year. I rather would see a group talking more about who got hit more as opposed to how they 'can't' really talk about something they did cause they don't trust their own crew enough to not snitch. That's ass backwards, go back to fighting. 5. Brings forth common sense in a complex world. 6. Piggybacks 1 and 2, those aren't ways to prove a point, I don't care if you work at McDonalds or Bristol Street. 7. Step up, be a man/woman and actually recognize that they didn't put a gun to your head and say do the dumb shit you do. 8. Another prize of common sense!!! Look two for 1!!! 9. Once again, this is a challenge...reward coming soon... and 10. If you don't want her, don't lie to her. If you want to keep her, don't downgrade her. If you don't love you, you have no idea how to love someone else.

Your reward is a little bit of a change for the better, and you helped out the community without even trying. Some niggaz think this is easy the real challenge is....

trying to tell the next nigga.

The SoD