The 411 on the 413 on Friday the 13th

"cause no matter what, you have a case...." - Springfield Police Department.



Friday the 13th....for some it is the dreadful day of shit happening. YOu expect bad shit to happen and you know what? It does. You don't ask for it and it turns into the most interesting day that you ever had. For me? Being left handed and not really that superstitious (step on a crack and break you mothers back? What if you trip over the muthafucka?) I had one of the most craziest things happen to me.

I was on my way to work and right after seeing a woman collapse on the side of the street, I cross a green light and see a dude running around the corner...

bam!

Cop car swings from the left lane and smacks the shit out of me in the right. Nevermind that they jumped the curb to cut the guy off that knocked the woman out, they didn't see about me until he was processed and out of the way. I stayed in the car until the ambulance came, spent my next 3 hours in the hospital and let out only to be told that
"no matter what happens, you still have a case". It was the po-po's that said this, clearly in the wrong for hitting me in the first place....still yet, I have surgery on the 17th, only 4 days after this shit. My car? Not totaled, but damn I just got a bumper fixed. I have two perscriptions of the same shit (what, vicoden takes care of everything these days???!!!) My job? That's up in the air, after all with the chiropractor and physical therapy I can be out for awhile. Someone is going to have to play the General until I show back up.

Til then, it's me, this computer and time on my hands....prepare for alot of shit in the up and coming days.

Friday the muthaeffin' thirteenth....

The Secretary of Defense